1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:05,004 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:08,006 (birds chirping) 3 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:47,646 Brandon, what did you do to my room? 4 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,248 Hey. 5 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,216 Hi, Bren. 6 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:55,654 Where are my things? 7 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,023 What? 8 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,958 How could you do this to me? 9 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:02,661 Do what? 10 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,765 What's going on here? 11 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:08,467 That's what I want to know. 12 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,135 W-Wait, how did you get here? 13 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,470 I walked. 14 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,272 Now, can you please get your stuff out of my room? 15 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,041 JIM: Brandon, are you all right? 16 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:19,978 Brenda? 17 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:22,113 Hi. 18 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:24,282 What are you doing here? 19 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,351 You're supposed to be in school. 20 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,886 In Minnesota. 21 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,056 I dropped out. 22 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:38,363 ♪ ♪ 23 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:05,490 ♪ ♪ 24 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,354 ♪ ♪ 25 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,288 (rock intro plays) 26 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,893 ♪ I told that girl ♪ 27 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:20,765 ♪ She really looked just like a movie star ♪ 28 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,201 ♪ She said the way I looked ♪ 29 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,805 ♪ Was simply not quite up to par ♪ 30 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,774 ♪ I may not be the one ♪ 31 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:33,378 ♪ She pictured in her fantasy ♪ 32 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:36,348 ♪ But I'm a work of art ♪ 33 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,150 ♪ I know ♪ 34 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,552 ♪ My mother loves me ♪ 35 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,521 ♪ I tried to tell her ♪ 36 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,524 ♪ She's mine forever ♪ 37 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,793 ♪ She laughed as she pushed me ♪ 38 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:52,264 ♪ There goes my treasure ♪ 39 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,732 ♪ I said ♪ 40 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,734 ♪ "I want you" ♪ 41 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,869 ♪ She said ♪ 42 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,637 ♪ "Bonehead!" ♪ 43 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:02,307 ♪ I said, "I need you" ♪ 44 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,574 ♪ She said ♪ 45 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,044 ♪ "Bonehead!" ♪ 46 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,880 ♪ What's up with all that dissing? ♪ 47 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,216 ♪ She don't know just what ♪ 48 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,352 ♪ She's missing ♪ 49 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,627 ♪ I'm not a loser ♪ 50 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,229 ♪ And I'm not ♪ 51 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:27,366 ♪ What I appear to be ♪ 52 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:31,603 ♪ She stuck that five-inch high heel right into ♪ 53 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,105 ♪ My dignity ♪ 54 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,174 ♪ I tried to show her ♪ 55 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:39,544 ♪ Now that I know her ♪ 56 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,980 ♪ I wouldn't trust her ♪ 57 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:46,217 ♪ As far as I could throw her ♪ 58 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,486 ♪ I said ♪ 59 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,521 ♪ "I want you"... ♪ 60 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,189 Can you believe this madhouse? 61 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,924 Yeah. The whole day started crazy. 62 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,260 What happened? Brenda came home. 63 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,594 What about Minnesota? 64 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,264 Well, you know as much as I do. WOMAN: Oh, miss? 65 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,832 I'm sorry, the communications theory course 66 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,802 you've requested's already filled up. 67 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,437 But I'm a journalism major. 68 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,604 You're also a freshman. 69 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,374 (sighs) 70 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,776 David, what happened? 71 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,579 I got shut out of practically every course I wanted. 72 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,147 You got any advice? 73 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,416 (chuckles): Yeah, tell them you're a sophomore. 74 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,218 (sighs) 75 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:22,721 Brenda's back? But I talked to her there. Mm-hmm. 76 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,055 She said everything was terrific. 77 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,590 Well, apparently not. 78 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,559 Wow, I got to tell Kelly. 79 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,662 Wait a second, hold on. 80 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,064 When were we told about a math placement test? 81 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,999 It was in your freshman orientation packet-- 82 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,334 if you read it. 83 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,602 Now, please, 84 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,637 just pick an alternate geology course 85 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,805 and we're finished. 86 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,474 (chuckles): Geology. Oh, joy. 87 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,975 (sighs) 88 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,011 Do you have anything like "rocks for jocks"? 89 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,153 ANDREA: What do you mean you're not going out for the newspaper? 90 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,487 I've done the newspaper. 91 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,256 Brandon, The Condor is a real daily. 92 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:00,258 They're interviewing today; we should go there right now. 93 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:02,027 That's easy for you, Einstein-- you don't have 94 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,462 to take the math placement test like the rest of us. 95 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,730 I'll wait for you. 96 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:06,998 (laughs): Really, you don't have to. 97 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,433 How can you just blow this off? 98 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,901 We were the best at The Blaze. 99 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,502 Andrea, in case you haven't noticed, 100 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,771 the freshmen around here get the rubber end of the plunger, 101 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,140 if you know what I'm saying. 102 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,142 The Condor would just be a bunch of grunt work. 103 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,345 And besides, I got a lot of things on my mind right now. Yeah, like what? 104 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,948 Like, I have a major housing crisis-- I don't have a dorm room, 105 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,682 I don't have an apartment, I don't have anything. 106 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,485 When I agreed to live at home, Brenda was not sleeping on my futon. 107 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,888 What's up with her? I mean, did she really hate it there? 108 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,556 Your guess is as good as mine. 109 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,826 All I know is, she showed up at the foot of my bed this morning. 110 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:38,696 Listen, if you want to go be on The Condor, go for it. 111 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,267 Well, I thought I'd just give it that old college try. 112 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,737 Good luck, chief. 113 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,374 You will never believe this. 114 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,477 Now I've got to stand in this huge fee-payment line. 115 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,513 Mel really messed up-- but after my math test, 116 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,347 we can go straight to the radio station. 117 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:57,983 Oh. I don't know. 118 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,519 Donna, if we're serious about getting on-air positions here, 119 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,287 we have to kick in some doors. 120 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,289 But I have to call Brenda. 121 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,857 Later. 122 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,301 Hey. What classes did you get? 123 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,302 I didn't get any. 124 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,803 What were your backup choices? 125 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,038 There weren't any, Kel. 126 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,274 I couldn't stand in that line for another second. 127 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,008 So you're not gonna register at all? 128 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,744 I can't stand this place. What do you want from me? 129 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,980 It's like a zoo in there. I'm leaving. 130 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,316 Dylan, you got to give it a chance. 131 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,950 No, I don't. 132 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,353 I'll call you later. 133 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:37,021 (sighs) 134 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,990 (phone rings) 135 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,027 Hello. 136 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,663 So it's true, you really are back. 137 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:45,830 Yeah. 138 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:46,998 What happened? 139 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,167 Um... 140 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,669 l-look, let me call you later, okay? 141 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,104 Okay. Are you all right? 142 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,773 Great. I just can't talk right now. 143 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,441 Bye. 144 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:57,576 Bye. 145 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,413 So, where were we? 146 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,783 You were telling us why you left. 147 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,986 I thought I already did. 148 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,955 No. What you said was, 149 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,591 "It felt all wrong." 150 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,326 We were hoping for a few specifics. 151 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:20,131 Honey, just talk to us. I mean, it's 152 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,600 very difficult for us to understand what's going on here. 153 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:25,269 What's going on is, I didn't like my classes, 154 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:28,039 I didn't like the dorm, I didn't like the people... 155 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,141 I didn't like anything. 156 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:33,878 Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? 157 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:37,682 Brenda, if you'd just told us there was a problem, 158 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,784 I'm sure we could have dealt with it. 159 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:43,054 There was nothing you could do. I thought that you guys would be 160 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,656 happy to see me-- instead you're giving me the third degree. 161 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,692 I'm sorry it's such a problem for you. 162 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:50,161 Well, it's not just us-- I mean, what about Brandon? 163 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,664 Now with you home going to California University, 164 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,299 Brandon's talking about moving out. 165 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:59,370 Who said anything about me going to C.U.? 166 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,607 W-Wait a second, what... what are you saying? 167 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,142 Well, I think the one thing 168 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,810 that's obvious from this whole experience 169 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,678 is that I'm not meant for college. 170 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:11,148 Brenda, you're going to college. 171 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,884 Tell her that she's going to college. 172 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,819 CINDY (sighs): Honey, 173 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,787 you just panicked. 174 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,657 Mom, you call it panic, I call it getting in touch with myself. 175 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,760 Look, I knew I made a mistake. If I had waited another day, 176 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:25,764 you only would have gotten 75% of my tuition back. 177 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,465 At least this way you got 90. 178 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,100 My bank account thanks you. 179 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:33,504 Brenda, you are going to school, somewhere. 180 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,139 I don't think so, Dad. 181 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,942 Now, I have to unpack. Can we talk about this later? 182 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,011 Brenda, you made a commitment. 183 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:43,381 Grandma says I shouldn't be afraid to change my mind. 184 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,684 To me, those are words to live by. 185 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,626 I love your mother. 186 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,918 BRANDON (quietly): What are you doing? 187 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,687 Nothing. Shh. 188 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,989 Don't try to cheat off me. 189 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,593 I'm not trying to cheat off you. 190 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,895 I'm trying to cheat off him. 191 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,198 Why? 192 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,533 You know math isn't my strong suit. 193 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,869 Steve, you're not being graded on this-- 194 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,370 it's a placement test. 195 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,639 Do you understand? 196 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:42,974 (whispers): Yeah. 197 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:49,080 My name is Josh Richland. 198 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,681 I'm the managing editor of The Condor, 199 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:51,749 and I've been told 200 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,585 I have a low threshold for stupidity. 201 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,687 So listen carefully. 202 00:10:56,722 --> 00:11:00,191 The Condor is committed to professional standards 203 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,227 and professional ethics. 204 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,196 The weak need not apply. 205 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,232 Now, you may think 206 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,968 you're the hottest thing to walk into this newsroom, 207 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,536 but to me, 208 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,506 all you are, are freshmen, 209 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:18,643 little fish in a relatively big pond. 210 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,545 The cards you are receiving 211 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,814 contain your audition writing assignments. 212 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:26,651 Your deadline is 5:00 p.m. tomorrow. 213 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,786 Uh, what if we have placement tests tomorrow 214 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:32,023 and can't complete it? 215 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,091 (sighs) 216 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,626 What if a giant cow fell on your flat head? 217 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,561 Figure it out. 218 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,530 Good-bye, people. 219 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,904 Excuse me, Mr. Richland? 220 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,172 Yeah, what is it? 221 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,909 Uh, I can't do this particular assignment. 222 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,744 I think that it's a conflict of interest. 223 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:57,248 Oh, please. It's just a test to see what kind of a writer you are. 224 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,250 You are a writer, aren't you? 225 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,818 I'd like to think so. 226 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,954 Good. That's good. 227 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,158 It's so simple. It's so simple. 228 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,399 Bro, I hear you lost your love shack. 229 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,267 The news travels fast around here. 230 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,235 Maybe you should consider a fraternity. 231 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,637 Steve, the return of Brenda Walsh 232 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,873 is still not enough to drive me into a frat. 233 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,410 Wait a second, this is not just any frat, okay? 234 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,378 This is Kappa Epsilon Gamma House. 235 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,446 The KEG House. 236 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,347 I can make it happen for you. 237 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,416 Yeah, I know you can, but I'm not an up-all-night, 238 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,352 drinking beer out of keg, eating cold pizza for breakfast, 239 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,287 getting hit in the back of the head with 240 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,724 a cricket bat kind of guy. Oh, no, you're just some kind of soft drink sipping, 241 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,892 hockey puck haircut having, Bart Simpson look alike. 242 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,994 Without a place to live, though. 243 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,297 Now, when we find the station's program director, 244 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,900 remember the first impression may be the only chance we get. 245 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,935 Well, how's my hair look? It looks fine. 246 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,436 You didn't even look. 247 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,373 Donna, hair doesn't matter in radio. 248 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,942 Oh, would you look at this place? 249 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:58,976 This is so cool. 250 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,012 I am so nervous. 251 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,315 Just relax, let me do all the talking. 252 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,950 Uh, uh, Mr. Program Director, 253 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,584 uh... 254 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,021 don't touch that dial, because standing before you 255 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,824 is the number one morning team from WBH, Beverly Hills. 256 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,225 The double D's. David and Donna. 257 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,028 The rockin'est jocks with the most pulsating patter. 258 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:22,366 Or the most refined commentary and classical stylings, 259 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,534 if that's what it takes. 260 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,538 Or we just, uh, won't talk at all. 261 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,840 We'll just play music 262 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,209 and, and shut up. 263 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,946 Uh, uh... 264 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,948 (speaking Russian) 265 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,183 You're looking for the Financial Aid Department. 266 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,317 Da. 267 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,286 (speaking Russian) 268 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,926 It's right... it's right around the corner. 269 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,961 (speaking Russian) 270 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,499 Right, right around the corner... right, right around there. 271 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,240 Uh, I think the guy that we're looking for is right there. 272 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,910 Hey, thank you. 273 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,078 You're welcome. 274 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,617 Everybody's just worried about you. 275 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,018 That's all anybody's been saying. 276 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,388 Yeah, but I put you all through my whole Minnesota odyssey 277 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,524 and then I'm barely there for two weeks. 278 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,926 Hey, we got a great going-away party out of it. 279 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,261 Yeah. 280 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,296 And you're home now, and that's what matters. 281 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,797 Well, do you want to come over? 282 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,000 Well, I can't now. I'm going out. 283 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,668 Where you going? 284 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,470 Uh, to Dylan's. 285 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,705 Say hi for me. 286 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,741 Okay, I will. 287 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,875 Kel... 288 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,210 Oh, here come my roommates. 289 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,311 Well, we did it. 290 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,214 We got a chance for an on-air gig at KXCU! 291 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,748 Oh, and they're happy campers. 292 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,951 Howard the program director is the coolest guy, and he said 293 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,819 if we have an "air check" tape then he'll listen to it tomorrow. 294 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,588 Now I didn't even know what he meant, but David has one. 295 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,789 Yeah, well, I'm a professional 296 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,291 and all professionals have air check tapes. 297 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,259 It's basically a reel of all your best stuff. 298 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,728 Well, Brenda says congratulations. 299 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,830 Oh, Brenda? Let me talk to her. I'll see you later. 300 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,165 I'm gonna go make a sandwich. 301 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,400 David, don't you mess up the kitchen. 302 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,136 Hi. What happened? 303 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,504 It just didn't work out. 304 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,638 I'll tell you when I see you. 305 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,206 You have to come down to the beach 306 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,407 and see our apartment. 307 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,443 Which God forbid should my mom ask-- 308 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,178 David does not live at, okay? 309 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,547 Donna, I thought you said, uh, Kelly and Dylan broke up. 310 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,482 Oh, that. 311 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,318 Well, I guess I was a little premature. 312 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,822 Listen, you didn't come back because of Dylan, did you? 313 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,224 Give me a break. 314 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,859 I may get a little dizzy 315 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,961 but my life does not revolve around Dylan McKay. 316 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,029 I was just checking. 317 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,564 Bye. 318 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,669 KELLY: I still haven't heard one answer that makes any sense. 319 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,271 What are you planning on doing if you don't go to school? 320 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,440 I don't know. Maybe I'll travel. 321 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:44,508 Alone? 322 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,610 You can go with me. Oh, no. 323 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,946 Going off for the summer, that was one thing, 324 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,081 but the first semester, that's another. 325 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,550 It doesn't have to be. 326 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,152 Dylan, I got my psych class. 327 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,155 I got art history with Donna. I got an apartment. 328 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,158 I'm actually excited about being at C.U. with my friends. 329 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,893 It's going to be a great year. 330 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,861 Why can't you just go along with the program? 331 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,298 The pro... the program sucks, Kel. 332 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,500 And I'd rather not be having this discussion right now. 333 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,503 Fine, you know, this is Europe all over again. 334 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,638 Good-bye. 335 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,873 (door opens and closes) 336 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:32,689 I'm sorry I screwed up your housing plans. 337 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,591 Are you still going to move out? 338 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,593 I don't know. 339 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,496 Well, I hope you don't. 340 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:42,032 The last thing I want is for you to be mad at me. 341 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,135 I'm not mad. 342 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,770 Yes, you are. 343 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,405 You're just pretending not to be because you're so damn decent. 344 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,741 Well, one of us has to be. 345 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,977 Okay, I deserved that. 346 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,313 All right Bren... 347 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,322 What happened? 348 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:09,660 No. It'll just sound like some sappy cliche to you. 349 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,628 Try me. 350 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,197 Well, I was homesick 351 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,165 after 24 hours there. 352 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,300 And I started thinking 353 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,902 of September in California. 354 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,205 Warm Santa Ana winds. 355 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,707 The soft nights. 356 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,375 California dreaming on 357 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,376 such a winter's day? 358 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,044 Something like that. Remember when people 359 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,848 used to ask us where we were from and we'd say Minnesota? 360 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,618 I guess we're not from Minnesota anymore. 361 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,853 Well, you're home. 362 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,855 Now what? 363 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,457 I don't know. I mean, I just feel so incredibly out of it. 364 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,060 You're not the only one. 365 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,261 I got a sociology classroom 366 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,696 the size of the Universal Amphitheater. 367 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,297 And I swear, there are 368 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,467 a hundred guys on campus already who do what I do 369 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:51,702 as well as I do it. 370 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,837 If I can even remember what it is that I do. 371 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:54,839 You can handle it. 372 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,707 I don't think so. I swear, if I 373 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,609 don't figure out where I fit in at this school 374 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,011 pretty soon, I might just... 375 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,112 You might what? Just drop out? 376 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:06,316 Unfortunately, I'm not as theatrical as you are, Bren. 377 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,856 So looks like we'll be sharing a bathroom in our parents' house 378 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,057 for the rest of our lives. 379 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,905 Oh, I see you finally decided to get up. 380 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,040 Mom, it's 8:15 in the morning. 381 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,942 Well, I'm going to go help out 382 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,444 at the recycling co-op, so if you want 383 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,613 breakfast, you'll have to get it yourself. 384 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,780 That's fine, I'll just swing by 385 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,449 the Peach Pit and get something to eat there. 386 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,951 Is that what you're planning on doing 387 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,486 with the rest of your life-- 388 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,853 hanging out at the Peach Pit? 389 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,221 What are you so tense about? 390 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,523 Brenda, just because 391 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,192 I let your father do all the talking yesterday 392 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,494 doesn't mean that I don't fully agree with him. 393 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,164 You're very bright, but it can be a pretty cruel world 394 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,132 out there without a higher education. 395 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,904 Honey, I just don't think you gave it a chance. 396 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,004 Mom... 397 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,439 Look, you don't have to say anything. 398 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,376 Just think about it for a few days. 399 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,644 Relax, 400 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,413 clear your head. 401 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,383 Look, you can always go back to school next week, right? 402 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,818 Yes, Mom. 403 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,087 Meaning "no"? 404 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,956 Can we just go back to the part 405 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,458 where I don't have to say anything? 406 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,934 ♪ Your blue eyes tell me... ♪ 407 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,368 NAT: Oh, Nadene... 408 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,447 ♪ ♪ 409 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,949 There you go, Dylan. 410 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,550 Hey... Breakfast Special 411 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,585 just as you like it. 412 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,587 Uh, whoa, Nat, I didn't order any home-fries. 413 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,688 I-I did order wheat toast, 414 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,224 and that's white bread. 415 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,026 I-I have Willie out sick. 416 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,260 And Nadene just nuked the coffee. 417 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,828 Just push the fries off of th-the plate 418 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,997 a-and I owe you some fruit, okay? 419 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,299 What about the toast? 420 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,567 What's wrong with the white bread? 421 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,403 Builds bodies 12 ways. 422 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,376 Oh, Nat, your coffee's killing me! 423 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,981 Hey. Brenda. 424 00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:19,282 How's it going? 425 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,351 Don't ask. 426 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,052 What are you doing here? Don't ask. 427 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,789 I won't, if you tell your brother how much I miss him. 428 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,089 Maybe he'll take pity on me. 429 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,090 Doubt it. 430 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,292 Oh, nice to have you home. 431 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,562 Hey, remember me? 432 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,797 Vaguely, yes. 433 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,965 How are you? 434 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,333 I'm okay. 435 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,335 Aren't you supposed to be in school or something? 436 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,036 Couldn't I ask you the same question? 437 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,271 I'm glad you didn't. 438 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,773 I'm sorry you did. 439 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,574 Mind if I join you? 440 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,642 Have a seat. 441 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,912 One condition, no college talk. 442 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,548 Well, that's an easy promise to make. 443 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,516 Now all we need is some service. 444 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,785 Well, I'm in no hurry. 445 00:20:54,821 --> 00:21:00,624 ♪ And make this kiss last forever... ♪ 446 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,830 Ah, what took you so long? 447 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,431 The bookstore was packed, sorry, man. 448 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,433 I spoke to the president of the KEG House. 449 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,968 Stop the bombing, Bro. 450 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,971 Brandon, in case you haven't noticed, we're sheep here. 451 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,973 There's 8,000 students trying to make their mark. 452 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,975 Now do you want to get lost in the shuffle, 453 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,276 or would you like the comfort 454 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,046 of a select brotherhood that knows the lay of the land? 455 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,781 Brandon, I'm asking you to come this afternoon 456 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,217 just to see a little preview of the house. 457 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,119 Why would I want to be a K.E.G.? 458 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,187 For the same reason everyone wants to be. 459 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:31,756 You meet people, you make connections, 460 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,224 you meet women, you secure liquor. 461 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,492 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that, bro. 462 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,594 It's Party, USA. 463 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,463 Everybody knows this. 464 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,498 It's the Playpen of the Western World. 465 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,267 Steve, I understand you have a legacy here, 466 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,102 that your father was part of the frat. 467 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,005 So, if you want it, go for it, but leave me out of it. 468 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,373 What runway are you on? 469 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,808 This has nothing to do with me, it has to do with us. 470 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,976 Don't you remember? 471 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:53,977 Birth to Earth. 472 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,646 Womb to Tomb, I got it, I got it. 473 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,014 All right, I'll go. 474 00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,949 I knew you'd crumble. 475 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:02,053 Hey, by any chance did you get a message to see your counselor? 476 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,055 Nope. 477 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,390 My guy wants to see me about the math test. 478 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,391 Can't be good. 479 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,992 Eh, don't worry about it, Steve. 480 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,428 They can't kick you out of college 481 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,962 for failing a placement test. 482 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,365 No, but can they kick you out for cheating on one? 483 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,669 Then right after the science placement test, 484 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,837 I have to go back to the fee payment people 485 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,440 and work out this whole money situation. 486 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,740 David, don't worry, I'm perfectly capable 487 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,742 of getting the air check tape to the station. 488 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,811 But it's gotta be there by 2:00 sharp. 489 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,380 Are you sure you can do it? 490 00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:32,349 Would you please relax? I will make sure, okay? 491 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:33,617 Okay. 492 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,319 Now, it's going right in the glove compartment 493 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,554 for safe-keeping. 494 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,723 So concentrate and do well on your test. 495 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,858 Thanks. Mm-hmm. 496 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,629 And remember, it's only our future. 497 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,932 I'm gonna kill him. 498 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,801 (sighs) 499 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,336 What's wrong? 500 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,338 I just keep hoping Dylan woke up 501 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:57,608 on the right side of the bed and decided not to drop out. 502 00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:58,976 Well, he's probably sleeping in, 503 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,745 keeping that bed warm for you. 504 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,848 BRENDA: So there I was in the middle of the night, 505 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,150 crashing in the dorm hallway 506 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,985 because my roommate had decided that her boyfriend 507 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,152 should stay in our room. 508 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:12,622 And I'm thinking, "Who needs this?" 509 00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:15,192 Besides, the classes I got were so incredibly boring. 510 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:17,194 Yeah, it's all so lame. 511 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,029 Yeah, but every single time I try 512 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,330 and explain it to my parents, 513 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:21,431 they just don't get it. 514 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,532 Same with Kelly. 515 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,734 It's... it's like there's only one track, 516 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,670 one goal... one destination. 517 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,005 That's just not true. 518 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,240 Absolutely. I mean, there are other choices. 519 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,575 Right. 520 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,310 What are you gonna do today? 521 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:34,712 Nothing. What are you doing? 522 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,747 Nothing. 523 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,281 We could do it together. 524 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:41,017 ♪ ...dream coming true ♪ 525 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:44,154 ♪ Each moment I spend ♪ 526 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,590 ♪ Here with you ♪ 527 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,863 (engine revs, tires screech) 528 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:57,668 ♪ Well, Cupid's arrow ♪ 529 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,438 ♪ Hit me... ♪ 530 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,277 (knocking on door) 531 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,413 Who's there? 532 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,281 Surprise! Surprise! 533 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:12,316 Hi! Welcome to Casa Andrea. 534 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,018 Hello. Hello. 535 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,252 Hi. For you. 536 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,121 We found a great little cafe right on campus. 537 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,722 Oh, thanks. 538 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,325 Croissants? Huh! 539 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:24,828 Apricot, cheese, chocolate chip? 540 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,830 You guys, how could you do this? 541 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,198 Well, 'cause we love you. 542 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:30,868 And we want you to get fat and not us. 543 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,436 Thanks. 544 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,704 Wow, this place is fabulous. 545 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,171 Oh, I know. I feel so guilty. 546 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,474 All the other freshmen have rooms the size of my desk. 547 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,042 Well, California University had to do something 548 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:40,510 to snatch you away from Yale. 549 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:43,580 Where I'm sure they would not have gotten me a computer. 550 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:44,881 ANDREA: Did you see this? 551 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:45,983 Oh, my God! 552 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,050 They gave you a laser printer, too. 553 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,018 DONNA: Don't let my mother 554 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,319 see this place, or she'll wonder 555 00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:50,921 why I didn't stay in the dorms. 556 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:53,290 Well, just tell her they didn't have the right necessities-- 557 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:55,059 like David. 558 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,394 MAN: Do I smell croissants from Cafe Delicious? 559 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,395 You certainly do. 560 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,264 Any chance I can buy one? 561 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:01,731 How about on the house? 562 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,067 Thanks. 563 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,002 Hi, I'm Andrea Zuckerman. 564 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,971 And this is Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor. 565 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,205 MAN: Hi. 566 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,007 Dan Rubin. 567 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,343 Uh, so you all live here? 568 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:14,745 No, actually, I do. 569 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,313 Uh... what about you? 570 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,314 Fellow freshman? 571 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,615 Perpetual grad student. 572 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,016 I'm also the dorm's resident advisor. 573 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,352 Oh, well, then, it really is a pleasure 574 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:22,653 to meet you. Likewise. 575 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:26,756 Um... well, how about an apricot? 576 00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,492 I'm a chocolate chip kind of guy. 577 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,695 Better you than me. 578 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,530 DAN: Thanks. 579 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,965 Well, I'll see you around, Andrea. 580 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,733 Have a good day, ladies. 581 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,672 An R.A. with a sweet tooth. 582 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,675 Interesting. 583 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,977 Delicious. 584 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,112 Stop! 585 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,246 KELLY: Hey, we're gonna go 586 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:50,947 check out the bookstore; wanna come? 587 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,883 Oh, I'd love to, but I have to go and do 588 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:55,286 this restaurant review for the newspaper. 589 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,354 Can you believe that he's a graduate student? 590 00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:00,157 Andrea... 591 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:02,092 (laughing) 592 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,561 Hm. 593 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:08,565 ♪ Come on, baby, let's rock it all night long... ♪ 594 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,567 It's not the coffee. 595 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:11,902 It's the cream. 596 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,403 It went sour. 597 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,405 Here, have another cup. 598 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,607 Use these packets... 599 00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:17,941 Ron, 600 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,375 take all the creamers off the table. 601 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,610 And then go check the fridge, 602 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,613 okay? Hey, Nat. 603 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:24,181 Place looks busy. Must be the food. 604 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:25,682 Here I was hoping for a booth. 605 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,517 I just want to get through lunch 606 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,285 without the Board of Health closing me down. 607 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:30,654 You want your usual? No, 608 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,790 today I think I'm gonna look at a menu. Oh. 609 00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,792 Oh, sir, don't use that. 610 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:39,563 ♪ Come on, baby, let's rock it all night long ♪ 611 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:43,467 ♪ Turn the jukebox up, they're playing our favorite song ♪ 612 00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:49,506 ♪ Take my hand and we'll dance until the dawn... ♪ 613 00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:52,976 If you're gonna order, better do it now. 614 00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:56,580 I think I'll start with the lobster bisque 615 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,081 and then... You don't want the bisque. 616 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,151 It's milk based and you'd get food poisoning. 617 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,186 Have the vegetable soup. 618 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,089 Okay. 619 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,257 And then I'll have the Catalina Salad 620 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:11,261 with the sirloin tips rolled in a pita, 621 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,897 with spicy fries and... 622 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,900 Andrea, you always have the Megaburger 623 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,469 or the tuna melt. 624 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:20,637 Why are you getting creative on me now? 625 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,138 Um, I... 626 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:25,041 Oy. 627 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,010 (customers gasping) 628 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,014 WOMAN: Just stay calm. 629 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,016 Well, the ambience is wonderful. 630 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,584 (coughs) 631 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,155 Oh, I told you not to park here. 632 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,657 What? 633 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:43,159 Well, I wanted to be near the radio station. 634 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,661 Besides it was a good spot. 635 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:46,996 Oh, that's why it's "Faculty parking only." 636 00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:49,999 Ew, it's hot in here! 637 00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:52,001 Ouch! Ow, ow! 638 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,670 Turn that, roll down the window. 639 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:54,971 Oh, my God... Okay. 640 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,973 It's hot! Oh! 641 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,275 (sniffing) 642 00:27:58,310 --> 00:27:59,609 What is that smell? 643 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:00,944 (sniffing) 644 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,212 Oh. 645 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,249 Uh-oh. 646 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:13,223 It's all right. 647 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,591 It's, it's fine. 648 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:19,195 I'm sure David has another copy. 649 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:20,697 DAVID: No, I don't have another copy! 650 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,699 How could you be so stupid!? David... 651 00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:23,967 I don't believe this! 652 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,302 I don't believe this either. I mean... 653 00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:26,737 She ruined the tape by melting it. 654 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:27,971 How do you melt a tape? 655 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,005 It wasn't my fault! 656 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,174 Then whose fault was it, Donna? 657 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,175 Oh, let me guess, Bill Clinton, right? 658 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,577 Hey, let's blame it on Bill, 659 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:35,245 everybody else does. Well, 660 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,246 don't you have another air check tape? No, Donna, that's it. 661 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,648 That's the only one I had. 662 00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:39,949 Are you sure? 663 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,284 Yes, I'm sure. You know, 664 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,785 maybe you're not quite as professional 665 00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:44,120 as you thought you were. 666 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,588 Let's leave. 667 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:53,096 DYLAN: Europe has sort of a timeless quality to it. 668 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,164 Yeah, I know what you mean. 669 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:55,732 When I was there I got really caught up 670 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:57,567 in the old world mystique. 671 00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:59,235 It really sort of takes you over. 672 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,370 Yeah. 673 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,438 I know I wanted to write poetry, the great novel. 674 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:03,540 Did you? 675 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,709 No, I just bummed around. 676 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,877 But, I got the feeling, you know, 677 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,346 walking through all those old villages 678 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,714 that every stone I stepped on 679 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,550 could have been stepped on by Rimbaud, or Baudelaire, 680 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:15,619 'cause they were bums, too, you know. 681 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,887 They knew you gotta live it before you can write it. 682 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,623 You're the only guy I know 683 00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:21,625 who knows who Rimbaud and Baudelaire are. 684 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,460 Who? 685 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:25,261 Well, I loved Paris. 686 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:26,596 And it must be incredible 687 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,031 when you're there with someone you love. 688 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:30,300 Ha, I don't know about that. 689 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:32,903 I knew we were in trouble on the Left Bank. 690 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,237 Kelly had dragged me 691 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,939 into like the 20th shoe store of the day 692 00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:39,309 and I just snuck out to find Balzac's house. 693 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:40,810 I went to Balzac's house! 694 00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:42,812 How long did it take you to find it? 695 00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:44,481 I will never tell. 696 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:45,949 Well, the looking's the fun part. 697 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,185 There's not much to it once you get there. 698 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,686 You know, I really missed you, Dylan. 699 00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:52,188 I missed you, too, Bren. 700 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,257 I called you in Minnesota to wish you good luck. 701 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,293 I could have used it. 702 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,295 Well, this is it. 703 00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,663 You wanna keep walking? 704 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:01,331 What, right off the pier? 705 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,599 Yeah, maybe. 706 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,701 What's the alternatives? 707 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,703 I'm thinking. 708 00:30:06,739 --> 00:30:08,872 FISHERMAN: ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Muchachos, aqui! 709 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:10,874 ¡Arriba! 710 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:12,208 (laughs) 711 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,443 Whoa, look out now. 712 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,479 So, what do you think? 713 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:16,947 Go fish? 714 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,348 Yeah. Yeah. 715 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:22,719 Donna... 716 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,588 David, it was an accident. It could have 717 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,656 happened to anyone. Donna, please. 718 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:28,091 You have no idea how embarrassing 719 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:30,126 this is for me. And for me. 720 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,896 Can I please explain what happened? No, not if you're gonna sit there 721 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:33,896 and blame me. 722 00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:34,964 Donna, you're making it worse. 723 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,366 Excuse me, David. I have the right 724 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,767 to tell my side of the story. 725 00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:40,537 I mean, it wasn't like I had any idea what was gonna happen. 726 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:42,072 It's not like there was a warning label that says, 727 00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:43,339 "If left in sun, tape will melt". 728 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:46,610 I mean, I would never do that with brie cheese, 729 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,278 because brie has a label. 730 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:49,412 Donna, we're trying 731 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,080 to get another chance to audition, 732 00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:52,782 not argue whether audio tape 733 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,885 has any similarity to brie... 734 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,886 which it doesn't. Oh, please, 735 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,121 like you're the big cheese expert. 736 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,756 Oh, you know what, maybe not even brie. 737 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,192 Maybe like a, a semi-soft cambert 738 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:03,260 left on a buffet. 739 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,427 A camembert. Whatever. 740 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:05,995 Or a gorgonzola, which gets really sweaty 741 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,330 when left in the heat. 742 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,399 Like someone else that I know. 743 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:11,468 I mean, a proper label indicating 744 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:12,902 a product be stored in a cool place 745 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,137 is not too much to ask, 746 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:15,538 is it? 747 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,207 It was an honest mistake. 748 00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:18,642 It's a total tank. 749 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,777 Listen, don't pay any attention to her, okay? 750 00:31:20,813 --> 00:31:23,246 I'm sorry, this will never happen again. 751 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,454 I like you guys. 752 00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,626 BRANDON: "...Therefore it is very probable 753 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,394 "you'll receive your food semi-warm. 754 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,464 "In conclusion, despite its pleasant setting 755 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,799 "and try-to-please style, food lovers beware. 756 00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:45,802 The Peach Pit is more of a pit than a peach." 757 00:31:45,838 --> 00:31:47,804 What's the matter with you? 758 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,139 Brandon, you don't know this Richland character. 759 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,675 I mean, he eats freshmen alive. 760 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:54,010 He's not going to care that Nat and I are buddies. 761 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,412 Hey, do what you gotta do. 762 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,413 What's wrong with you? Nothing's wrong with me. 763 00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:00,049 But maybe now you see why I didn't want to go out for the paper. 764 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,451 Oh, wait a minute, now you're not gonna go 765 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:02,786 to the Condor office with me? 766 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,354 Brandon, please, show some support. 767 00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:05,588 No, I'm not going. 768 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,590 I told Steve that I'd go on this tour with him 769 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:10,427 of Kappa Epsilon Gamma House. 770 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,463 Wait a minute, you, a K.E.G.? 771 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,598 (laughs) Believe me, 772 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,867 I don't know what's going on with me at this school. 773 00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,869 Don't worry about it. 774 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:22,672 None of us know what's going on. 775 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,911 But the writing style's okay? 776 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,946 Oh, the writing style is fine. 777 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,415 I just wish for Nat's sake you would've written a puff piece 778 00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:33,650 instead of a hatchet job. 779 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,752 Look, Brandon, I have to approach this 780 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,420 as an objective journalist, okay? 781 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,523 I mean, it's a matter of professional integrity, 782 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,524 you understand that. Andrea, I understand it 783 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,527 and I understand how much you wanna be on the Condor but... 784 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,329 what about your integrity? 785 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,631 This from a man who's considering joining 786 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,633 the "Animal House" on campus. 787 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,438 And we believe that a membership in K.E.G. 788 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,240 is an outstanding opportunity. 789 00:32:57,275 --> 00:32:59,109 Our goal is to organize our brothers' social lives 790 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:02,111 in order to promote their educational objectives. 791 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,514 It's an experience in living together, 792 00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:06,516 sharing maintenance, self government, 793 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:07,884 personal relations, 794 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,053 so the entire community benefits 795 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,888 both socially and intellectually. 796 00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:13,423 Don't believe a word of that. 797 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:14,591 Before we continue... 798 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,425 why don't I shut up? 799 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,928 You get something to drink, then we'll go inside. 800 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,834 Dixon, Steve Sanders. 801 00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:24,934 I understand you're a good athlete, 802 00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:26,069 Sanders. Oh, thanks. 803 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,270 We should play a little one-on-one sometime. 804 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:28,338 Anytime. 805 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:29,672 We got softball, basketball, 806 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,308 flag football, even hockey. 807 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,376 Hockey? 808 00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:33,510 This guy's a killer. 809 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,245 Really? Well, 810 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,046 I can play. Oh, my man's just being modest, 811 00:33:37,081 --> 00:33:39,048 believe me. He grew up in Minnesota. 812 00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:40,083 Whoa, that's practically Canada. 813 00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,584 Yeah, well, there's nine months of winter 814 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:42,919 and three months of bad skating. 815 00:33:42,955 --> 00:33:44,587 All right, we'll talk. 816 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,356 All right. 817 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:48,858 Okay, everyone, when you follow Tom in, 818 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,993 please note the canisters underneath the stairs. 819 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,228 If you become a brother here 820 00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:54,464 you'll become very familiar with them. 821 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,399 Hmm, is that where the Kegs keep the kegs? 822 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:59,302 No, those are the recycling bins. 823 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:02,272 Clothing, books, CD's that aren't wanted 824 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,773 are collected and appreciated 825 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,108 by the charity sponsor store 826 00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,277 that we have in South Central. 827 00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:10,246 Yes, gentlemen, K.E.G. really cares. 828 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:14,216 Hmm, I wonder when this fraternity 829 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,752 become so politically correct. 830 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,654 I'm impressed, Sanders. 831 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,089 All right, bro, I gotta take off. 832 00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:20,857 I gotta see my counselor about that math test, 833 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,492 so hang in with this, okay? All right, you got it. 834 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,530 What's up, guys? 835 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:33,569 (girl laughing) 836 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,571 (girl moaning) 837 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,173 MAN: Uh-huh. 838 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:40,544 (laughing and moaning) 839 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,545 Mmm, now that's more like it. 840 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,381 Mmm! 841 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,016 DYLAN: All right, you little... Hey! 842 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:48,652 All right. I gotcha. 843 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,889 Okay. 844 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:54,357 Oh, you slippery little sucker! 845 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:58,361 Allow me. I am from "The Land of 10,000 Lakes." 846 00:34:58,396 --> 00:34:59,362 That's right. 847 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:00,697 Okay, the trick is 848 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,298 to get the hook in and around 849 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,633 in one clean motion. 850 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:04,634 Oh! 851 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,302 Uhh... Bren. 852 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,303 Did I hook you? 853 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,972 Just my sweatshirt. 854 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:10,807 Don't move. 855 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:22,319 There you go. 856 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:23,420 Thanks. 857 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:31,494 I've seen that look before. 858 00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:33,963 It's the same one you have. 859 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,199 We can't go down this road again. 860 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:37,600 Why not? 861 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,001 I think because I don't want 862 00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:40,737 to ruin this feeling that's between us now. 863 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,875 Yeah. You're right. 864 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:48,511 We're probably better off as just friends. 865 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,413 Close friends. 866 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:52,315 The closest. 867 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:14,971 Mr. Richland. 868 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,640 If it's about the freshmen reviews, 869 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,308 the deadline hasn't changed. 870 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,010 It's 5:00. You still got a couple of hours to do it. 871 00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:22,579 I've done it. 872 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:26,316 Good. Drop it in the hopper and we'll get back to you. 873 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,318 Well, I thought that I'd come here in person 874 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,187 to tell you that, um... 875 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:32,955 I won't be handing it in. 876 00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:38,895 Why? 877 00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:39,962 Well, I've thought 878 00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:43,333 about it and I've come to the conclusion 879 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,967 that I'm not cut out to be 880 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,669 a little fish. 881 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,171 Look, I know who you are, Zuckerman. 882 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,741 You did great work on The Blaze. 883 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:55,211 We definitely want you here, so relax. 884 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,046 Well, maybe I don't want it. 885 00:36:57,082 --> 00:37:01,151 I don't think that I have that, uh, killer instinct 886 00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:02,652 to be a part of The Condor. 887 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,964 Okay. 888 00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:16,799 I hear you, but let me 889 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:19,002 give you some advice. If you're not on the newspaper, 890 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,303 there's not much point 891 00:37:20,338 --> 00:37:21,571 in being a journalism major. 892 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,506 Well, there's always pre-med. 893 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,180 Mr. Sanders... 894 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:32,515 As freshman counselor, 895 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:35,751 it's my job to keep you on the educational path 896 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,654 that your aptitude deserves. 897 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:41,024 Now... After reviewing 898 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,859 your math placement test, 899 00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:45,362 I'm recommending... 900 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:48,765 STEVE: Here it comes. I'm dead meat. 901 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,202 ...that you be enrolled in our advanced astrophysics program. 902 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:55,004 Astrophysics? 903 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,105 It's a junior elective 904 00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:58,307 and from it, a number of our graduates 905 00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,842 have gone on directly to NASA. 906 00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:02,044 I just feel badly that someone as gifted as yourself 907 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,247 had to take the test in the first place. 908 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:08,484 Don't. It's... it's no big deal. 909 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,486 Astrophysics, huh? 910 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:12,188 Along with my other required math courses? 911 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,290 Oh! No, there's no need to bore you 912 00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:15,859 with what you already know. 913 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,126 You'll never have to take them 914 00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:18,895 or the sophomore ones either. 915 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,930 This way you'll be free for more electives. 916 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,833 Oh, I see. 917 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,303 Yes. Uh... Well, I'm honored, 918 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:29,872 but I'm just wondering if this is really 919 00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:30,873 in my best interest. 920 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:31,874 What do you mean? 921 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:32,942 Well, Mr. Bardwell, 922 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,511 it's obvious I'm already 923 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:36,646 so far ahead of my peers in math, 924 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:39,649 I was thinking maybe now is the time to, to develop 925 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:40,750 my other aptitudes. 926 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:44,187 Maybe a... a folklore course or, uh... 927 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:46,055 history of film. 928 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,190 You see, I've always felt that it's the whole man 929 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:50,359 that benefits the most in the long run. 930 00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,662 Don't you? 931 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:54,430 This is so refreshing, Steve. 932 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:57,233 Most prodigies are in such a hurry 933 00:38:57,269 --> 00:39:01,137 to succeed, they don't take the time to smell the roses. 934 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:04,340 History of Film would be an excellent idea. 935 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:14,183 Hey! Uh, excuse me! 936 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:18,420 Hi! Uh... aren't you Brandon Walsh? 937 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:19,421 Yeah. 938 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:20,489 I'm Josh Richland. 939 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,757 I'm managing editor of The Condor. 940 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,026 I was hoping you'd stop by. 941 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,027 Uh, yeah. Listen, man, 942 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,261 I really have no interest 943 00:39:25,297 --> 00:39:26,696 in working on the paper. That's good, 944 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,631 'cause I got something else I wanna talk to you about. 945 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:29,966 What's that? 946 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,634 How'd you like to run for Student Senate 947 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:33,769 as freshman representative of the Progressive Party? 948 00:39:33,804 --> 00:39:36,639 Progressive Party? 949 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:37,840 Why me? 950 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,509 Aren't you the Brandon Walsh 951 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,644 who led 600 students against the school board 952 00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:43,179 and shut down West Beverly High? 953 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,714 Yeah. 954 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:46,649 Welcome to California University. 955 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:54,958 How you doing? 956 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:57,793 At losing bait, great. 957 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:59,996 At catching fish, lousy. 958 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:01,664 You had a nibble, though. 959 00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:04,333 Yeah, well, we shoulda just have rented some scuba gear, 960 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:05,335 swam with a huge 961 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:06,403 school of fish. 962 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:07,469 Couldn't miss with that. 963 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:09,338 Reminds me of a joke 964 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,541 my dad used to tell me. It cracked me up. 965 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,544 No doubt a blonde joke? 966 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:15,811 No. 967 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,047 What do you call the dumbest fish in school? 968 00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:20,716 Dinner. 969 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:22,018 Ha! Get it? 970 00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:23,619 Dinner, school. Fish, dumb. 971 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:24,854 I get it. 972 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,289 So, why aren't you laughing, Bren? 973 00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:29,758 Because that would make us dumber than the dumbest fish. 974 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,962 Right, a couple of uneducated mackerel. Hey, Bren? 975 00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:35,564 Flounders without a college degree. 976 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,765 Ohh. 977 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:38,034 There you go. Come on. 978 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,702 Hey. It's fighting. 979 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:40,703 Crank it, Bren. 980 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:42,372 There you go. All right! 981 00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,006 Whoa. Wooh! 982 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,378 Whoa! Hey! 983 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:52,515 Would you like it? 984 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,250 No. It's too small. 985 00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:55,385 Needs time to grow. 986 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,853 Yeah, he's right, Bren. Throw it back. 987 00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,889 All right, little fish. Be lucky you're not dinner. 988 00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:01,858 Now go join your friends. 989 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,196 You done? 990 00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:09,866 Yeah. 991 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,200 It was a great idea. 992 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,669 A great day. 993 00:41:13,704 --> 00:41:16,972 It's too bad we can't spend our whole lives fishing, though. 994 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,109 Especially not a guy who reads Baudelaire and Rimbaud. 995 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,344 Or a girl who goes out of her way 996 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:24,947 to find Balzac's house. 997 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,949 Let's go. 998 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,218 Yeah. 999 00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,519 (phone ringing) 1000 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:32,521 RECORDING: Hey, this is Dylan. 1001 00:41:32,557 --> 00:41:33,956 You know the drill. 1002 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:37,026 Dylan, if you're there, pick up. 1003 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,896 I'm sorry I got so mad at you. 1004 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:41,363 You there? 1005 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:42,364 Kell! 1006 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,799 Where have you guys been? 1007 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,100 I thought I'd lost my roommates 1008 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,101 and my boyfriend. 1009 00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,202 We were celebrating. 1010 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,638 You're looking at the only two freshmen DJs on KXCU. 1011 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,574 DONNA: Yeah, we went to explain to the program director 1012 00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:52,842 and he hired us on the spot. 1013 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,276 He loved our chemistry. He loved our hostility. 1014 00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:55,711 Well, anyway, we're working six days a week, 1015 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,146 and we'll be on from 2:00 to 6:00. 1016 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,382 That's great! Everybody will be tuned in. 1017 00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:01,918 Well, it's not that 2:00 to 6:00. 1018 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,486 What 2:00 to 6:00? 1019 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,622 2:00 to 6:00 a.m.? 1020 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,324 Well, it's still radio. 1021 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,993 I know, but why did Howie have to call it the graveyard shift? 1022 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,861 Well, probably because the only people listening 1023 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:15,298 at that hour are zombies. DAVID: Oh, thanks... 1024 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:22,305 David, if you use the kitchen again, I'm gonna... 1025 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,876 Hi. 1026 00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:30,012 Having a bubble bath? 1027 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,347 I'm glad to see you. 1028 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,317 You're not too hard on the eyes either. 1029 00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:37,620 So where've you been? 1030 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:38,854 I left a message for you. 1031 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,025 Well, I've been fishing all day. With Brenda. 1032 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,126 It was, uh, it was pretty fun. 1033 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,230 Hey, Kel, we're just friends, remember? 1034 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:52,034 Right. 1035 00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,369 So you still mad at me? 1036 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,738 I'm going back to campus tomorrow. 1037 00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:57,072 You are? 1038 00:42:57,108 --> 00:43:00,042 Yeah. I figure with late registration and everything 1039 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,243 I could still get in. 1040 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,945 You're gonna love it, Dylan. 1041 00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:07,183 Mmm, mmm... 1042 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:09,952 What do you call the dumbest fish in school? 1043 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:12,255 You! 1044 00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:14,223 (giggles) 1045 00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:23,999 Brenda! 1046 00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:26,001 Come downstairs. 1047 00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:27,302 We're in the kitchen, honey. 1048 00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:34,009 Brenda has something to tell you. 1049 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,645 Well, it can wait, 'cause I have something to say. 1050 00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:41,417 All right, you don't want to go to school. So be it. 1051 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:45,187 But you will get a job and you will pay rent. 1052 00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:46,355 At least that'll help cover 1053 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,057 some of Brandon's costs when he moves out. 1054 00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:49,459 CINDY: Jim. No, no, no. 1055 00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:50,459 Don't get me wrong. 1056 00:43:50,495 --> 00:43:51,894 I don't want Brenda to think 1057 00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:53,896 this is some kind of punishment, 1058 00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:57,900 because the fact is, she has a lot of talent 1059 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:00,236 and if she sticks with her acting, 1060 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:03,139 maybe she'll make it big someday 1061 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:04,940 and I can retire a lot earlier. 1062 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,977 Dad, I hate to crimp your leisure plans 1063 00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:10,345 but I'm going back to school at California University. 1064 00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:11,647 BRANDON: And I'm in no rush 1065 00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:13,016 to move out. 1066 00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:15,051 Did I miss something here? 1067 00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:18,654 Brenda needs to grow before charging into the cruel world, 1068 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:21,189 and she wants to go to school with her friends. 1069 00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:23,292 I shouldn't be afraid to change my mind, should I? 1070 00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:27,062 God bless your mother.